2009.12.03 12:28:12

SilverFazer2000

Crouching Tiger hidden Fire Hydrant !
After presure from the 100’s of media camped outside Tigers house he finally admitted he left his Family, his Fans and his trousers down.
The favoured approach is to apologies to his family then blame the devil and ask his fans for forgiveness and then carry on as if nothing happened.
He maybe in the rough but he’s not out of the woods yet !

Crouching Diver hidden Shell !
Just hot off the press a certain diver went down on his dodgy knee to propose recently.
I believe he in fact when down on all fours, as the ring, hidden in a sea shell, blended in with it surrounding so much so that it nearly went out with the tide.
The rock will certainly be displayed this Sat  - €10 to the first person to guess their CFT no’s.
 
Other News.
One of Coronations streets favourites passed away.
Blanche(75) died yesterday, she’ll be missed for her dry wit, a trait that Limerick people are also know for.
One of her best lines was “ I’ll have a tonic water and a put a gin in it to brighten it up”.
On Liz McDonald “Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul”.
No one admitts to watching Corrie but everyone does and any diver that denies this will be charged an extra €10 for their next dive.

For Johnny Hasset, Peter Walsh, Brian Kearney and Doc Tom, who might I add are devoted soap fans and never miss an episode, this is a particularly sad time for them and they plan to hold a minutes silence this Saturday just after the Munster match.